i have seen or heard pretty much every "i" whatever that is out there. but i had to look this one up on google because i thought i was having a perqueset induced dream (got hit on the interstate a couple of weeks ago), but i found the ad and it's real.

now you don't have to leave your i-Series at work. Serta mattresses has introduced their "iSeries"...no joke...matress. i really thought it was something i made up in my narcotic induced delirium, bit it's real.  here's a link. www.serta.com/perfect-day-iseries.html

now you too, can fix it so you never escape the iSeries, even in your sleep.

-sarge